And of course once the marvelous one gets to the slammer, you just know he will be telling all how he is the greatest jailbird ever. No one has ever sung louder or ratted out better than me, Donald J. Trump. My name is written in large gold letters above the prison gate. Everyone just loves me so much. And so many of my Fox and friends pals are here with me. Never better, except I kind of miss seeing old Vlad.