Donald Trump couldn’t have made up a better one. Bigly awesome. And surely when they saw that the entire ice pack of the Arctic ocean was disappearing, it must be because all these scientist for some strange reason are not quite looking at the right Arctic ocean, the one that is not melting — hilarious.

We know who’s paying the climate deniers — big carbon — so what deep pockets are paying 99% of the world’s scientists to fake climate warming and why? Surely like all used car salesmen you have every possible question already figured out. Gosh this is fun.