Hey, Allen, I will take you up on that generous deal. Oh, crap, I’m neither a Senator nor a Republican — bummer, I think.

Perhaps, Allen, you might want to up the anti by starting a go fund me thing in which it will pay the RNC X amount of Dollars for each Republican Senator that votes to convict the bastard. That may inspire the RNC to give the Senators a wink and a nod to do their patriotic duty and convict the Donald without them their shills feeling guilt for having been bribed.