Oh, come on, Jerry, with your 21st century cool stuff, you’re starting to make the rest of us old guys look bad. And what the heck is a smart phone? Aren’t they those mini computers that kids use to bully each other?

I just managed to get my e-mail straightened out yesterday and you’re doing international banking. I bet you were one of those kids that got all As in school, when I thought the place was just for meeting hot girls.

I think I was originally designed to be a Trump supporter but something must have gone wrong. I supose when I learned to read in high school it messed up everything, but I still don’t own a smart phone or have never used an app, so I guess there is still hope for me yet in Trump world.