Oh my God you’re strating to depress me, Allan. Why should I bother to write anything when all I have to do is wait a bit and you’ll cover every subject with blistering precision and hilarity. You are relentlessly devastating to whomever get into your sights.

Bill Maher would be wise to take you on as his chief writer.

Jim Ridgway, Jr. military writer — author of the American Civil War classic, “Apprentice Killers: The War of Lincoln and Davis.” Christmas gift, yes!

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