Okay, Jay, I finally get it with you. You hate the world. You hate Democrats. You hate rich Republicans. Hell, you even rant against pornography. What kind of dirty old man are you? Did you get rebuffed by some cute cheerleader in high school?

Heck, now I even understand your attraction to Trump. Underneath his sarcasm the guy is just all resentment. Please tell me it ain’t so, Jay. We Jersey boys need to stick together. Ditch the orange one. Get happy.