Our CIA Needs To Get Busy And Run Some Tests On This Russian/American Siberian Candidate

Look, all roads lead to the distinct possibility that the Russians got to Trump probably at least by the time of the Donald’s 2013 beauty contest trip to Russia. Then with a lot of luck, skill and experience the Putin gang managed to guide Donny Boy into the White House.

I’m sure the CIA has developed techniques whereby they can put Trump into a hypnotic state, without Trump or anyone else being aware of the exercise, and then start pulling out whatever it is that Putin’s boys have planted in that orange noggin. This of course would be the ultimate in counter intelligence and should be our spy community’s highest priority.

Now this may sound like a joke, but unlike the Donald, the Russians don’t fool around. There is a lot more going on between Trump and the Russians than massive loans or pee, pee tapes.

Now maybe this has already happened and the CIA and Russian intelligence are engage in a titanic battle within Trump’s — brain? Perhaps that’s what’s causing Trump to trip all over himself about what he has said and what he means from minute to minute. After all having the modern version of the KGB and the CIA racing around one’s head has got to be confusing.

In any event the fate of the free world may depend on uncovering what the Russian are doing under those orange feathers,