Perhaps Trump ought to want to visit the next galaxy over. We just won’t tell him it will require a million lifetimes to get there. I’m sure NASA can whip together some tacky gold plated contrivance that will excite is feeble intellect, then stuff him in it, and even kiss his ass goodbye if necessary in order to send him packing to oblivion.

Jim Ridgway, Jr. military writer — author of the American Civil War classic, “Apprentice Killers: The War of Lincoln and Davis.” Christmas gift, yes!

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