Someone ought to tell Jesus that now that we have Trump there is no need for his second coming. Trump says he can do it mall. Of course what Trump really meant was that he could do them all in the middle of the mall and never lose a single vote.

Jim Ridgway, Jr. military writer — author of the American Civil War classic, “Apprentice Killers: The War of Lincoln and Davis.” Christmas gift, yes!

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