They say it will only take Sean’s butt six months to heal and return to normal size. Personally, I see that as way too sanguine. Then again those diminutive Trump hands may tell a different story.

Jim Ridgway, Jr. military writer — author of the American Civil War classic, “Apprentice Killers: The War of Lincoln and Davis.” Christmas gift, yes!

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