This match between Trump and Mueller is not a David and Goliath contest. This is rather a struggle between Trump the neanderthal and Mueller the magnificent. The Orange Blob Trump— trained by the despicable lawyer Roy Cohn to battle the JV teams of the world — for the first time in his life is up against a powerful varsity squad lead by Robert “the stonebreaker” Mueller.

Jim Ridgway, Jr. military writer — author of the American Civil War classic, “Apprentice Killers: The War of Lincoln and Davis.” Christmas gift, yes!

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