Trump: Chaos Is My Life’s Blood

How do you think a puny, silly, little impeachment can hold the nation’s attention compared with my rip-roaring war with Iran for distraction? This baby is not going to be like that funny, pint-sized dustup that we had with Iraq. And heck, I have an endless bag of horrors that will put impeachment on the last page of the news forever.

I am the world’s greatest greased pig. I spin here there and everywhere. There is no way my enemy’s can ever hope to catch up with my act. Indeed, no one on the planet can possibly know what I may do next.

God I love destructive chaos.