Trump Has Finally Run Up Against A Snake More Suffocating and Poisonous than Him

She’s a real beauty the tapered black viper. She is both a ruthless constrictor and a venom-spitting snake of unusual cunning. She can often take years to lure her victim into a false sense of security. Slowly over time she studies and records his key movements and when, as she knows he will, he turns against her, she unleashes reams or recorded toxins that will gradually turn her prey’s brains to mush.

In the end the victim dies in the juices of his own tweet storms, as he fights mindlessly to overcome her deadly arsenal. With the Donald, she has picked a sluggish, fat target, one with which she will take great pleasure watching him melt into a puddle of fermented goop.

When she has finished with him, there won’t be much left for any federal prosecutor to play with.

Jim Ridgway, Jr. military writer — author of the American Civil War classic, “Apprentice Killers: The War of Lincoln and Davis.” Christmas gift, yes!

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