Trump is such a helpless dope. He cried the night he found out that somehow he won by means of a weird contraption called the Electoral College. He didn’t really see that doomsday bomb coming.

But being Trump he just couldn’t help bragging about the biggest political victory ever. “Belive me folks it was very big. Something most folks tell me everyday, especially those fine folks who are somehow still a part of my administration.”

Down down and down he goes. Ain’t no sun up in the sky, stormy weather. It’s raining all the time now. Boo hoo.