Trump The Cranky Teenage President

You know how cranky, belligerent teenagers sound when things don’t go their way or they are trying to puff themselves up. Just listen to the reckless Trump whine and bellow.

I didn’t want celebrates at the inauguration anyway.

I could have won the popular vote if I wanted to.

I don’t care what the experts think or say, I’m going to do it my way.

Nobody can do that to us and get away with it.

I’m smarter than the generals, so there.

They’re all liars.

They can keep the damn drone; we don’t want it.

See, I’m never wrong, right?

I can do anything I want. I could even shoot someone in Time Square and get away with it.

My hands aren’t all that small, if you get my drift.

I could do anything to women and they won’t do anything about it.

I have many beautiful, expensive homes, golf courses and female friends.

I will make America Great Again.

Yes, and if only he wasn’t such a child the world might survive his egocentrism.

Jim Ridgway, Jr. military writer — author of the American Civil War classic, “Apprentice Killers: The War of Lincoln and Davis.” Christmas gift, yes!

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