Dozens of great books, written by some of America’s most respected investigative journalist, have laid out in well documented detail how all that Trump touches dies — Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Airlines and of course Trump Casinos.
In his hands wealth evaporates: his father’s 400 million dollar plus inheritance, millions from American bank loans and more millions from Russian oligarchs that flow to him from his money laundering services — tax returns please Mr. President.
Now Trump’s kiss of death has taken on the good old U S of A. For three years President Trump has been coasting on the momentum of President Obama’s economic recovery, while taking credit himself for the soaring stock market and record setting low unemployment and of course badmouthing his predecessor the whole way.
But informed citizens feared that it was only a matter of time before America would crack under Trump’s corrupt practices, his lazy ignorance and terrible judgment. So now it has finally come. Our nation is going over the Clift. Sure, Trump didn’t cause the Coronavirus, but his sloppy moron ways have made it much worse than it ever needed to be. Instead of meeting the pandemic with the urgency of a great natural born leader, he has meandered directionless for months giving the deadly disease all the time it needed to maximize its killing power.
And naturally that is not all the destructive force that Trump has unleashed. In his best tradition of inflicting pain and blame, the Donald is in the midst of pulling down on top of us the best economy ever, because there is just something about this lying dude that can’t stand prosperity.
So I hope that all of you MAGA hat freaks out there are proud of yourselves, because you guys and girls are the ones he will cause to suffer the most. Isn’t that just special?